'Mephisto," by Charles Batte, of ChasBatte Studio
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My dear friend Charles Batte, Artist Extraordinaire and Monarch of ChasBatteStudio.com, has answered my Artist Questionnaire, and with style. I concocted 29 questions; Charles has graciously answered them all, and added one of his own, the last. With a grateful nod to Proust, James Lipton and Inside the Actors Studio (none of whom are aware of my dubious effort) we present:
Forest’s Pseudo-Proustian Artist Questionnaire
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Forest: What quality do you value most in your own art?
Charles Batte: Insight, when and if it should come.
F: What quality do you value most in the art of others?
CB: Insight.
F: What quality in a new artist’s work do you find most encouraging?
CB: A willingness to explore new things rather than repeating the tried and true.
F: What Artistic Blunder is your pet peeve?
CB: Bad proportions.
F: What single aggravating technical problem would you most like to eliminate from your art process?
CB: Painting eyes. Where are the elves when you need them?
F: What part of your artistic process gives you most delight?
CB: Getting a tiny little idea and being able to see it through to completion.
F: And what part makes you feel most like flinging yourself under the nearest train?
CB: Trying to meet a deadline.
F: What word would you most relish hearing used to describe your art?
CB: Brilliant.
F: What word would you most dislike hearing used to describe your art?
CB: Cute.
F: What alternative typographical symbols best express the foul word you use most during your artistic process?
CB: My favorite foul word doesn't even require symbols: PIFFLE!
F: What piece of art are you most proud of?
CB: The one I am going to do next.
F: What is the most absurd object you’ve ever created?
CB: Slipcovers for Apollo's feet.
F: How old were you when you realized you had no choice but to do this stuff?
CB: Probably 3 or 4.
F: In Babette’s Feast by Isak Dinesen, Babette quotes Achille Papin: "Throughout the world sounds one long cry from the heart of the artist, 'Give me the chance to do my very best.' "
What is your cry? (It’s ok to steal Babette's, if she and Papin are right.)
CB: I am afraid she is right. What else is there?
F: If you could choose one sound track to play during a one-person show of your art, what would it be?
CB: I was going to say a fabulous recording of "Aida", the Verdi opera, because I love to have it playing while I am working. However, I think it would be too overwhelming for a gallery show. Therefore it would have to be "Oeuvres pour piano", by Erik Satie, played by Aldo Ciccolini.
F: Doll Art: what one word best sums up your current feelings about the term “doll?”
CB: Cute. (See above.)
F: If you were about to be irrevocably changed into a mythological, fairy tale, or fictional critter or character, what/whom would you most want to be?
CB: A phoenix.
And, what would you most likely be? Really?
CB: A house elf (Dobbie, and I would never get that darn sock)
F: If your visual art were transformed into literature, what genre, author or style would it be?
CB: French Neo-Classic Tragedy, with 5 Acts in rhymed couplets.
F: If it were transformed into Music, what would it be?
CB: Opera.
F: What food would it be?
CB: Gorgonzola Cheese.
F: If you have a nom de plume, what is it (or, conversely, if you have a real name, what is it)?
CB: It cannot be revealed for legal reasons.
F: If you were to choose a truly outrageous nom de plume, what would it be?
CB: Monsieur Le Genie
F: What embarrassing, unseemly or illegal art form do you secretly wish to indulge in or create?
CB: This question has me baffled.
F: If you have a favorite colour, what is it, and why?
CB: Pink. It is so pretty.
F: If you have a least favorite colour, what is it, and why?
CB: Blue, not that I dislike it, but I just never use it anywhere.
F: If you feel misplaced in time, in what era would you feel most at home (setting aside dentistry, plagues, horrid social injustices, etc.)?
CB: Eighteenth century Venice.
F: What is the very first piece of art that moved you deeply? Can you explain why?
CB: A portrait by Andrew Wyeth of an old African-American gentleman.
F: If you didn’t do what you do, what would you most like to have done?
CB: I would love to have been an Olympic Ice Skater.
F: What prospective profession fills you with most horror and dread?
CB: A toll booth attendant.
F: If you were to offer one sentence of advice to an artist just starting down the road you’ve traveled, what would you say?
CB: Turn around, go back and find the nearest circus to join: the work is easier and they pay more.
F: Assuming you arrive at the Pearly Gates (and not elsewhere), what would you like to hear God say about your art?
CB: Welcome. We have put you in the room next to Michaelangelo.
F: And if it is the Devil:
CB: Welcome. We have put you in the room next to Bosch.
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thanks for this interview, I read a wondeful interview, I never read an interesting interview like this! I love this: 'A willingness to explore new things rather than repeating the tried and
true', I think is the way! please add other answeres like these...thank you, grazie
Posted by: Stefania | January 06, 2009 at 12:49 PM